OMG if you feel like dancing, then for God's sake; dance!! Just look at my gallery if you would, please. It would make me happy and I'll leave a nice comment on your page.


If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattery... then Halloween and Thanksgiving would fall on the same date?

If you're going down the street in a canoe, and one of the four wheels falls off... how many large flat thinnycakes for $9.95 does it take to cover a doghouse?

Are you aware of the falafel that speaks to you from your shoe, and if so... is it Jamaican or Hepatatis C?

The Spanish homework that remains unfinished will eventually coax the soft-shelled horseshoe-crabs into correct revalation.

If the man who wishes he was a fish was to fufill his dream... would his milkman be right or left handed?

If the zippers were to develop a taste for frog's legs, would they be considered flotsam or jetsam when the ordeal had been said and done?